Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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