Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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