I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We are all done wearing pants today
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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