I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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