Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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