I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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