if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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