awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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