I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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