That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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