Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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