i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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