Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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