So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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