I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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