We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The air taste purple.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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