My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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