who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It's Friday. Sex?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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