i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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