her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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