The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Less talking, more tequila
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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