i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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