I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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