Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The feeling are messing with the penis
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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