scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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