i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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