I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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