She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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