she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
