I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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