Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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