Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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