Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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