Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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