OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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