I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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