Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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