idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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