OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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