Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You work out of a Hotel?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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