Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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