I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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