I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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