I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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