fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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