Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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