he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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