Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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