I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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