I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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