why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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