Got a toothbrush?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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