Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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