Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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